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This is just a short chapter to see if anyone is interested~ trust me, there is MUCH more!!



One day in the Phantomhive household....


*Ciel is Writing*


Sebastian: Boccha-

Ciel: Don't even start that again. I remember last time when you said that and this whole freakish incident happened and- Aww Crap...Why are we HERE again? (See Random filler, link in description)

Sebastian: Beats me...

Ciel:...Anyway, what do you want, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Well, apparently, we are to expect a visit from Alois and Claude today~

Ciel: You're kidding right? BOTH OF THOSE GUYS ARE DEAD!!

Sebastian: Yeah....I know, but they make the story flow...

Ciel: But...

Alois: WE'RE HEE-EERE!!!

Ciel: Aww great, just great.

Alois: Come on Claude! Show them your new alive face :D

Claude(?):...................

Alois: *Grabbing Claude's shirt and pulling him forward* Come on, Claudey!!

Sebastian:....Claude? *Looks closer* Huh...either everyone on this room has grown, or you've gotten shorter...

Claude(?): *Adjusting glasses* How dare you! I'll have you know that I'm quite tall as a matter of fact where I come from!

Sebastian: What? How-

Alois: Hey! Shut up and leave my butler alone! Go insult Ciel or something, he's short!
Ciel: HEY!

Claude(?): I really shouldn't be here...


*A voice can be heard far away*


Voice: Damn...I'm sure this has to be the place, right? It has to be...Let me see...Big? Yep...Strange lookin' oh yeah...evidence of a lot of money? Guess so! OK! Guess this is it!!


*The door crashes open*


America: HAHAHA!! Hey you guys! I'm here to claim this continent as my own!! Ahaha!!


*Everyone turns to look at America*


Ciel: Damn it, Ronald, why do you ALWAYS have to appear when we really don't need you?

Alois: Yeah! Jeeze, you are SO annoying! You're like, everywhere!!

America: Ronald? Who the heck is that? *Spots Claude* YO, AUSTRIA!! How's it going? :D

Claustria: AMERICA!! Boy am I glad to see you!!

America: Awesome! What are you doing in this joint? Hope you're not like conquering it and stuff...Because I want it!!!

Ciel: Sebastian...Who is this loud guy?

America: Hm? WHY I'M AMERICA OF COURSE, AHAHAHA!!

Alois: C..Claude?

Austria: What...? Oh right. Screw you. *Moves next to America*

America: Yo, Austria what's happenin' here?

Austria: *Whispering* America...listen to me. This place is strange. I...I just woke up and found some creepy kid staring at me who started calling me Claude and making me...dress him...and stuff and-

America: Dress him? That's so gay!!! HAHAHA!!!

Alois: SHUT UP!! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP LAUGHING?!?

America: Be quiet and go eat a hamburger or something!!

Alois: A...hamburger? What the heck is that?

Austria: America, seriously-

America: YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT A HAMBURGER IS?!? Wow...this place IS weird, I am TOTALLY out of here...or maybe I should TEACH you what a hamburger is :D


Austria: *Dragging America into hallway* DAMMIT AMERICA, WILL YOU LISTEN?! We NEED to get out of here!! It's....weird. I don't like it and everyone here seems to think I'm gay...

America: But you ARE ;D

Austria: *Hits America* We're going – NOW!!



*MEANWHILE – IN America's house*

England: Yeah, so I know we're not that close, but I thought it would be nice to pay you a visit, you know?

Ronald: *Looking around distractedly* ...What?

England: Jeeze, no need to act so surprised...I brought scones :D

Ronald: *Without turning to face England* ...William? Is that you? Man, I'm so glad to- *turns around and comes face to face with England* OH! Scones! Right! Let's have some! Ahahaha...

England:...Are you...feeling OK?

Ronald: *Nervously* Ahaha....of course I am....*Spots nametag that says England* England!!

England: Really? Because you NEVER eat my scones...and you just called me William...

Ronald: Ha..ha...IT WAS A JOKE! HEEHEEHEE!!! *Goes and pats England on back* Why'd you bother bringing scones then?

England: Just in case you changed your mind....want some?

Ronald: SURE!! Hahaha...(Thinking – Where the hell am I?!?! What is this..I...I just woke up...What kinda name is England and why does he have William's voice? Oh man...If I don't get back, the REAL William is gonna be so mad...Who am  I supposed to be...I-)

England: America!! Come on, don't stand over there all day! Come have some tea!!

Ronald: (America? Me? And why are the eyebrows on that guy so HUGE? Do English people have big eyebrows? I don't... OK...America. I must have been nicknamed that because I act American...If I can just stay in character, I might get out of this place...)

England: *Sitting at table behind America* COME ON!!

Ronald: ...HAHA! SURE!!! SORRY BUD! I WAS THINKING!! AHAHAHA!! HAMBURGERS AND SUCH!!

England: *Not noticing anything wrong* You? Thinking? That's a first!!

Ronald: HAHAHA!! At least I don't die from thinking, unlike I do if I eat your scones!! HAHAHA!! FRENCH FRIES!! UMMM SNEAKERS, CHIPS...UH SWEATERS AND STUFF!!

England: Maybe this was a bad idea...I know you hate me :(

Ronald: Aww man, don't be sad! I'm sorry!! (Man, this America guy must be a real jerk...) *Hugs England*

England: Wah? Get offa me you fag!

Ronald: I was just trying to be nice!

England: Well do it some other way! JEEZE!! Now let's have some tea ~

Ronald:....



*MEANWHILE – At Austria's house*


Hungary: Play me a song, Austria~

Claude:...What?



TO BE CONTINUED!!!
[Might wanna read this: [link] ]

Allow me to explain Kurotalia.

I have wanted to upload this for a long, LONG time and I finally got round to asking my friend (who I originally wrote it for) if I could and they said yes!!

No here's the deal, this thing us MEGA long and has about 17 parts, some of which will need to be broken up because of the length.

I'm worried that people may lose interest, but we will see what happens~

It will start off with just Kuroshitsuji and Hetalia, but other stuff is added in in later parts~

Because it is mostly written already, I will be uploading it inbetween diary stuff and other fics to keep people interested~

Please enjoy and don't steal!!!

And now, I can finally say... WELCOME TO KUROTALIAAAA!!!

PART 2: [link]
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:iconauroramagi:
AuroraMagi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
You sir, made my day.
I LOVE HETALIA AND KUROSHITSUJI <3
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you enjoyed it! :D
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:iconauroramagi:
AuroraMagi Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
<3 They're like my favorite animes.
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine too! Hope you enjoy the rest of the kurotalia series! ^^
(Long and as yet unfinished as it may be)
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:iconauroramagi:
AuroraMagi Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
<3 I probably will! ^^ Kurotaliaaaa~ xD
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queeryuki Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Writer
I love this!  My two fandoms combined=<3
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you like it! :D
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parsoncarter Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
MAN, I was like 'laughing out loud!!!' THANKS for this. I'm gonna read the next one and the next one and the next one!!! :iconiloveitplz:
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!! Thank you for reading!!
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
GUESS WHO FINALLY STARTED READING THIS!!!!!! MEE!!!! TOOOK ME LONG ENOUGH BUT I'M HERE!
I like it. I mean it starts totally random, but as long as everything is explained later its cool. Besides the characters are as much in confusion as the reader so it works - you know what? You are the only writer on DA who can pull of writing purely in dialogue and still great amazing stories. Really. I've seen many try. They all fail.
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!! I'm so glad you finally started!!
Don't worry, it all starts to make a lot more sense in later parts! (sort of XD)

And thank you so much! That means a lot to me ^^
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:iconwinxhelina:
Winxhelina Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
:D:D Okay. I look foward to it.
And You are welcome!!!
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Marcxangfenix Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
great crossover looks interesting, thinking it looks like ronald if America, this good the fic
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks! It gets more interesting in later parts :D
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Theprussiaone Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I'm so confuse
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sOuLpUmpKiN92 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ouh geeeeeeeeez.. !! This is freakin funny.. bwahahaha!!!
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you :D
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daisy8000 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ajkfl;dajksldjf;s OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIZZ I'VE EVER SEEN:XD:
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AH! THANK YOU!!!
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daisy8000 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love both Kuroshitsuji and Hetalia, so this should be pretty dang interesting~

But... why did Ronald call Iggybrows William? Do they have the same voice actor in Japanese, cause I know they don't in English >.>
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh right! I base this on the Japanese voices XD
Basically, William + England (and a guy from Bleach called Uryuu) all have the same voice actor in Japanese, Noriaki Sugiyama~

I'm glad you're enjoying it ^^
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daisy8000 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH GOD!!!! *fangirlsqueal* The guy who voices England also voices William AND URYUU!??! A-All the tsunderes~~~ Well, actually, I dunno about Will, but yeah... England and Uryuu are totally tsunderes :XD:
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW RIGHT?! I NEARLY FAINTED WHEN I FOUND OUT XDDDD

This is why I prefer subtitles!
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daisy8000 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, I prefer dubs... but its a matter of opinion, so I'll stop there ^^;

But really... please tell me you at least watch the Hetalia show dubbed? Or both? I can't do Hetalia subbed, they talk too fast :dizzy:
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I tried the Hetalia dub, but after watching the sub, I realised that they had changed a lot of the original conversations etc so make it more suitable for Americans or something and I didn't find it as funny :(

I do agree that they talk really fast though, especially in episode one XD
It takes a while to get used to, but I prefer the subtitles~
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spider123357 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Writer
oh i see what you did there
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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spider123357 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Writer
don't you want to know what you did?
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:iconclawdiuzz:
Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go on then...
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spider123357 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Writer
see England and William share the same Japanese voice actor so when Ronald called him William it was sort of funny
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed~
There are lots of references to that later XD
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EvilStufferSebastian Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Sebastian: Yeah....I know, but they make the story flow... (c) XD Agree. Together the four of them makes a brilliant trololo XD That's why I've ressurected them in my fanfiction.

America? Me? And why are the eyebrows on that guy so HUGE? Do English people have big eyebrows? I don't... OK (c)
+100. I always wonder Oo
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It makes me happy when people quote the stuff I write ^^
Indeed, they do make the story flow :D
And I don't THINK English people have big eyebrows, but you never know! XD
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EvilStufferSebastian Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
XDD Oh, every time I see them I think О_о? *suspect*
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Glue-san Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This whole thing was pretty funny, but the last part just cracked me up :D
:iconhungaryplz: Austriaaaaa~! Piano~<3
:iconclauderapefaceplz: ....Wat?!

Moving on to part 2.....
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, glad you like it :D
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AliceKnox Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER XD <3
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :D
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
Dear.... Oh my gosh... this is scary... and awesome. XD
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks :D
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
You're welcome!
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
*sigh* wanting me to read this, is actually a scheme to get me watch it, huh? It seems to be very good:)
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh it's not a scheme~

You probably don't really need to watch it to understand anyway, basically, America and Ronald and Claude and Austria look like each other, England and William (and Uryuu from Bleach) have the same Japanese voice and I think that's basically it :D
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Okay. Got it:)
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OK ^__^

Any future questions, just ask :)
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Gala-maia Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I have to watch Hetalia but this is funny! xD
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Clawdiuzz Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You must watch hetalia! It's so awesome! Make sure you watch the sub though (the dubs are kind of bad...)

And thanks~
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ERbear26 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Please keep writing!!! This is fantastic!!!
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