This is just a short chapter to see if anyone is interested~ trust me, there is MUCH more!!
One day in the Phantomhive household....
*Ciel is Writing*
Ciel: Don't even start that again. I remember last time when you said that and this whole freakish incident happened and- Aww Crap...Why are we HERE again? (See Random filler, link in description)
Sebastian: Beats me...
Ciel:...Anyway, what do you want, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Well, apparently, we are to expect a visit from Alois and Claude today~
Ciel: You're kidding right? BOTH OF THOSE GUYS ARE DEAD!!
Sebastian: Yeah....I know, but they make the story flow...
Alois: WE'RE HEE-EERE!!!
Ciel: Aww great, just great.
Alois: Come on Claude! Show them your new alive face
Alois: *Grabbing Claude's shirt and pulling him forward* Come on, Claudey!!
Sebastian:....Claude? *Looks closer* Huh...either everyone on this room has grown, or you've gotten shorter...
Claude(?): *Adjusting glasses* How dare you! I'll have you know that I'm quite tall as a matter of fact where I come from!
Sebastian: What? How-
Alois: Hey! Shut up and leave my butler alone! Go insult Ciel or something, he's short!
Claude(?): I really shouldn't be here...
*A voice can be heard far away*
Voice: Damn...I'm sure this has to be the place, right? It has to be...Let me see...Big? Yep...Strange lookin' oh yeah...evidence of a lot of money? Guess so! OK! Guess this is it!!
*The door crashes open*
America: HAHAHA!! Hey you guys! I'm here to claim this continent as my own!! Ahaha!!
*Everyone turns to look at America*
Ciel: Damn it, Ronald, why do you ALWAYS have to appear when we really don't need you?
Alois: Yeah! Jeeze, you are SO annoying! You're like, everywhere!!
America: Ronald? Who the heck is that? *Spots Claude* YO, AUSTRIA!! How's it going?
Claustria: AMERICA!! Boy am I glad to see you!!
America: Awesome! What are you doing in this joint? Hope you're not like conquering it and stuff...Because I want it!!!
Ciel: Sebastian...Who is this loud guy?
America: Hm? WHY I'M AMERICA OF COURSE, AHAHAHA!!
Austria: What...? Oh right. Screw you. *Moves next to America*
America: Yo, Austria what's happenin' here?
Austria: *Whispering* America...listen to me. This place is strange. I...I just woke up and found some creepy kid staring at me who started calling me Claude and making me...dress him...and stuff and-
America: Dress him? That's so gay!!! HAHAHA!!!
Alois: SHUT UP!! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP LAUGHING?!?
America: Be quiet and go eat a hamburger or something!!
Alois: A...hamburger? What the heck is that?
Austria: America, seriously-
America: YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT A HAMBURGER IS?!? Wow...this place IS weird, I am TOTALLY out of here...or maybe I should TEACH you what a hamburger is
Austria: *Dragging America into hallway* DAMMIT AMERICA, WILL YOU LISTEN?! We NEED to get out of here!! It's....weird. I don't like it and everyone here seems to think I'm gay...
America: But you ARE ;D
Austria: *Hits America* We're going NOW!!
*MEANWHILE IN America's house*
England: Yeah, so I know we're not that close, but I thought it would be nice to pay you a visit, you know?
Ronald: *Looking around distractedly* ...What?
England: Jeeze, no need to act so surprised...I brought scones
Ronald: *Without turning to face England* ...William? Is that you? Man, I'm so glad to- *turns around and comes face to face with England* OH! Scones! Right! Let's have some! Ahahaha...
England:...Are you...feeling OK?
Ronald: *Nervously* Ahaha....of course I am....*Spots nametag that says England* England!!
England: Really? Because you NEVER eat my scones...and you just called me William...
Ronald: Ha..ha...IT WAS A JOKE! HEEHEEHEE!!! *Goes and pats England on back* Why'd you bother bringing scones then?
England: Just in case you changed your mind....want some?
Ronald: SURE!! Hahaha...(Thinking Where the hell am I?!?! What is this..I...I just woke up...What kinda name is England and why does he have William's voice? Oh man...If I don't get back, the REAL William is gonna be so mad...Who am I supposed to be...I-)
England: America!! Come on, don't stand over there all day! Come have some tea!!
Ronald: (America? Me? And why are the eyebrows on that guy so HUGE? Do English people have big eyebrows? I don't... OK...America. I must have been nicknamed that because I act American...If I can just stay in character, I might get out of this place...)
England: *Sitting at table behind America* COME ON!!
Ronald: ...HAHA! SURE!!! SORRY BUD! I WAS THINKING!! AHAHAHA!! HAMBURGERS AND SUCH!!
England: *Not noticing anything wrong* You? Thinking? That's a first!!
Ronald: HAHAHA!! At least I don't die from thinking, unlike I do if I eat your scones!! HAHAHA!! FRENCH FRIES!! UMMM SNEAKERS, CHIPS...UH SWEATERS AND STUFF!!
England: Maybe this was a bad idea...I know you hate me
Ronald: Aww man, don't be sad! I'm sorry!! (Man, this America guy must be a real jerk...) *Hugs England*
England: Wah? Get offa me you fag!
Ronald: I was just trying to be nice!
England: Well do it some other way! JEEZE!! Now let's have some tea ~
*MEANWHILE At Austria's house*
Hungary: Play me a song, Austria~
TO BE CONTINUED!!!