Kurotalia Pt. 13c

*SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WEIRD DIMENSION PLACE*


America: HAHAHA! This is SO like HetaOni! I just expect Tony on steroids to appear at any mome-

Austria: JUST SHUT UP WILL YOU!? CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE LOST?!

Romano: Hey, look over there...Isn't that someone we saw before? *Points at Chizuru in distance*

Austria: Are you sure we should follow her?

Romano: Well it's better than just wandering around aimlessly...

Austria: I guess...OK, let's go for it...



*BACK WITH WILLWILL AND RURU XD*


William: Just how long have we been walking now anyway...?

Uryuu: I don't know, why the hell are you asking me?

William: You have a phone! Check the time!

Uryuu: It doesn't work in here; otherwise I'd have used Google Earth ages ago! It only receives calls...

William: Google what?

Uryuu: Never mind... You know, this is similar to a game I once saw...

William: Who cares about your stupid games? We need to get out of here! I'm sleepy...and cold....and hungry...

Uryuu: Anything else you want to add to the list?

William: Hey shut up! You look like you're about to collapse from exhaustion!!

Uryuu: Well what if I did? Would you carry me? >:]

William: What do you think I am, a taxi? I'd leave you here to die!

Uryuu: No you wouldn't~

William: I would!

Uryuu: Bet you wouldn't.

William: I would! But I bet if I fell, you'd carry me, you wimp.

Uryuu: Would not.

William: Would too.

Uryuu: ...

William: ...


*Both fall on the floor*


Uryuu: Oh, help me, aah...

William: My leg, my leg! I can't move! Oh help me!

Uryuu: ...*Stands up*

William: ....*Stands up*

William + Uryuu: ...See?

William: ...Let's just walk.

Uryuu: Let's.


*1 HOUR LATER...*


William: Not...far....now...

Uryuu: You said...that...half an hour ago...

William: Let's sit down...

Uryuu: OK...


*They sit down*


William: ...Don't think that just because we're working together now my feelings towards you will change...

Uryuu: Same here, Shinigami.

William: Quincy...

Uryuu: ...

William: ...Are you hungry?

Uryuu: Do you have food?

William: ...I...I have a sandwich Rukia made me... I was going to save it, but I guess you can have some...

Uryuu: Really?

William: ...I guess...


*They share the sandwich (Awww)*


Uryuu: Thank you....I....Feel a lot better now...

William: Good...Shall we continue?

Uryuu: I guess...


*THEY WALK FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR AND FINALLY SEE A GATE*


William: A gate!

Uryuu: It's not the radio station though...

William: No, but if it's one of our worlds, we can just retrace out steps back to the station place!

Uryuu: OK! Good idea! ...I mean...huh. Worth a try...

William: ...Right...


*THEY GO THROUGH THE GATE*


*AFTER AGES THEY SPOT A HOUSE. OH AND THEY'RE IN HETALIA WORLD. IT'S DAYTIME.*


Uryuu: Look, a house!

William: Should we go knock?

Uryuu: Maybe they could tell us where we are and how to get to the radio station from their world, because it isn't MY world...

William: Same...It's too colourful...



*IN AUSTRIA'S HOUSE*


Hungary: *Looking at picture of Austria* Oh Roddy... Where ARE you? *KnockKnock* Hm? The door?! *Flings open door* RODDY!!! *Sees Uryuu* Roddy? *Sees William* TWO Roddys...?

Uryuu: Uh...Go on William, say something!

William: Why me?!

Uryuu: Because you're older!

William: Uh...HI!!

Hungary: ...Who the hell are you?

William: Umm...I'm William and this is Uryuu, we're lost, can you-

Hungary: OMG! You two look exactly alike! ... You're not more Roddy fakes are you?

Uryuu: Who the heck is Roddy?

William: Don't be rude, Uryuu...

Hungary: EEK! You sound the same too! Are you brothers or something?

Uryuu: WTH? NO!

William: With all due respect-

Hungary: Father and son?

William: NO!!

Hungary: EEK! You two should TOTALLY be a pairing!!*

* For anyone that doesn't know, Hungary is a yaoi fan

Uryuu: WTF?! NO WAY!

William: Umm...

Hungary: OMG, and you sound the same as England! A threeso-

William: E...Excuse me!

Hungary: And you look the same as the Claude guy too, so a foursome...

Uryuu: I think I'm going to get sick...

Hungary: And France, can't forget France since he loves everyone...

William: Uh...

Uryuu: *Heaving*

Hungary: Oh and Roddy too, he looks the same and France LOVES him...SIXsome *¬*

Uryuu: BAAARFFFF <<<<Got sick...

William: Oh God....Uryuu, let's get out of here!!

Uryuu: PLEASE!!

Hungary: Oh don't go! I'll let you rest here and tell you things if you do stuff >:]

William + Uryuu: OMFG!!! RUUUUNNNN!!!

Hungary: Damn.... *Sigh* No-one understands me...Oh, Itaaaaaa~



*BACK IN AMERICA'S TOOLSHED*


Canada: WHO AM I? HUH?! SAY MY NAME B*TCH!!

Claude: C...Canada!!

Canada: *Stabbing Claude* That's right!! And who am I NOT?!

Claude: Am...erica TT__TT

Canada: THAT'S RIGHT!! And what are you going to do if you live through this?

Claude: *Sniff* G...Go out and tell the...the world who...you..a....are...

Canada: AND WHO AM I?!

Claude: CANADA!! DX

Canada: Good boy. *Goes up to Kumajirou pinned to wall with nails in a crucifix position* Now you. Who. Am. I?

Kumajirou: ...You're Canada.

Canada: That's right! *Manic smile* Haha... *Goes over to Cuba tied to rake**

*Caught after the others had left

Cuba: *Whimper*

Canada: And who am I NOT?!

Cuba: AMERICA!!

Canada: DAMN STRAIGHT B*TCH!!



*N THE HETALIA WOODS*


Ronald: Why is it daytime? I SWEAR it was night-time earlier... Man, I don't get this place


*SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WOODS. ITALY IS INNOCENTLY PLAYING WITH A CAT*


Italy: Veveve, lalala, meowmeowmeow, Ve~


*GATE OPENS UP IN FRONT OF HIM AND WEIRD CREEPY DEATH GOD DUDE MAYURI KUROTSUCHI APPEARS*


Italy: ... =o=?

Mayuri: HEHEHE >:]

Italy: ...DOITSUUUUUU!!!!



*OUTSIDE ENGLAND'S HOUSE*


England: *Sigh* I knew it couldn't really be America...He was just too nice...

William + Uryuu: WAAAAAA!!! *Bump in to England*

England: What the heck!? Watch where you're going, you stupid gits!!

William: S...Sorry!

Uryuu: I apologise!


*They go to leave*


England: Wait...Why do we sound the same?

William: Huh?

Uryuu: What?

England: And why do you two look like Austria...?

William + Uryuu: -__-?



*BACK AT KURO LAND – FRANCE FOUND A GATE AND WANDERED INTO IT...BY SOME TWISTED FATE, HE ENDED UP OUTSIDE VISCOUNT'S HOUSE O.O*


France: Hm? This place is weird...I only wanted to see what that gate was...

Viscount: *Opening window* Hello? Who is down there?

France: Ah~!! Mon Dieu! Such...Beauty... *__*



TO BE CONTINUED! DUNDUNDUUUUN
[SEE BELOW]


[Eric: Bloody hell!! Now that was a part and a half!

Alan: I recon THREE parts and half would be more accurate!

Eric: I know! Why is this so long?

Alan: Dunno...But we need appearances from ALL the characters so far...

Eric: And?

Alan: AND – No Poland, Prussia or Germany!!

Eric: That's terrible! Get them on the phone!

Alan: Right!

*Phone lIne 1 activate*

Poland: Huh? Like, what the hell man? I was about to sleep and junk...

Eric: Just say something for part 13!

Poland: Oh right...uh, this is like, too long. No way anyone is going to like, read it all. They'll probably skip the funniest bits like the interactions between William and Uryuu, you know? Anyway, I'm like, totally tired, you know? So like, goodnight and junk. *Click*

Alan: Great! And now a special song from Germany and Prussia which they'll sing together!!

*Line 2*

Germany: Why did I agree to this?

Prussia: Because we need to be in it and it's totally unawesome if we're not, so do it.

Germany: *Sigh* ...I'm a German, I'm a German,

Prussia: We're proper totally awesome men.

Germany: We like beer...

Prussia: And we like Wurst,

Germany: But England's food is the worst.

Prussia: Abolished may I be,

Germany: But still important to me,

Prussia: We're brothers to the end...

Germany: One another's best friend.

Germany + Prussia: The End.

Alan: Wow...that was actually amazing!

Prussia: Thank you. Awesome right? Kesese!!

Eric: Very!

Germany: ...Bye. *Click*

Alan: Well, I think that's everyone...

Ichigo: I'm here too!

Eric: Great....anyone else?

Ciel: Umm, HELLO?! I'm like the most important person IN the story!

Alois: Yeah, me too!!

Alan: Oh right, sorry...

Eric: You know we'll have to do this again in the final part anyway...

Ciel: Well whatever. Hi and bye!

Alois: Same!

Lizzy: *DEAD SOUNDS*

Ciel: Lizzy!! What happened?

Lizzy: BLEURGH---

Ciel:...Whatever.

Hollow: Hey Eric baby, remember ME?!

Eric: Oh God...PLEASE let that be everyone...

*waiting*

Chibitalia: ...Ve~?

Ronald: I only got one line man...That's all I EVER get

Alan: ...Now you have two.

Eric: OK, I guess that's it then!! Goodnight everybody! Hope you enjoyed this weird-ass, extra long part!

Alan: They say 13 is unlucky – well only if you hate long stories!!

Eric: OK then, this is Eric and Alan at 66.6 signing off!!]



Russia:...............Kolkolkol  ^J^