Kurotalia Pt.2

*PREVIOUSLY*


Hungary: Play me a song Austria~
Claude:...What?



*NOW*

Hungary: I said play me a song

Claude:...Right! Of course... *Touches piano key hesitantly and sits down to play*

Hungary:...Umm...Austria?

Claude: *Clearly enjoying himself* Hm? You don't like it~?

Hungary...It's...different *Smiles hesitantly*

Claude: Haha...I'm sorry, I uh...Just wanted to test that you actually listened to my music...I'll play the real stuff now... *spots Chopin music sheet and plays*

Chibitalia: M...Mr. Austria?

Claude: GAH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!

Chibitalia: !!! I...I'M SORRY SIR!! BUT...

Claude: But...?

Chibitalia:...Well I was just wondering where Mariazell is...

Claude: Mar...iazell?

Hungary: Yeah, where IS Mariazell? Come to think of it, where's your mole?

Claude: Umm....It fell off!! Ahaha!! And Mariazell is umm...in the kitchen?

Chibitalia: YOU CUT OFF MARIAZELL?!

Claude: What?

Hungary: OMG! YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?!?! YOU...YOU JUST HAVEN'T DONE YOUR HAIR TODAY HAVE YOU?!
Claude: Uhh....RIGHT!! That's it!! Ahaha...I'll go do it right now~ *runs off*

Hungary: What's up with him today?

Chibitalia: I don't know...can I borrow another dress?



*Meanwhile in Austria's room*


Claude: *Looking at photo of Austria* Damn...WTF?! How does this guy get his hair like this?!?! (And why am I even here? I just blinked and now I'm being called Austria? And what the hell is a Mariazell? Ha, it rhymes!! I am SO awesome )

France: *Looking through window* Yo, Roddy~ how's it going?

Claude: (Roddy?) Oh...haha hi...Viscount?

France: Wha? Who the hell is Viscount?

Claude: Viscount!! You don't really know me, but we met a couple of times! It's me-

France: *Jumping through window and hugging Claude from behind* Stop talking silly, mon cher~! It's me, your number one love France Say, where's your erogenous mole gone?

Claude: M...my what? *Struggling*

France: That beautiful mole of yours, Roddy~

Claude: Why do you keep calling me Roddy? I- EEK!! *France slips his hand into Claude's jacket*

France: *Too close to Claude's ear...* I'm sorry...would you prefer Roderich darling?

Claude: GET THE HELL OFFA ME!! I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE!!

France: I'd hardly call Hungary 'someone' *Rubs Claude's arm*

Claude: *Breaking free* GET AWAY FROM ME!! And...and it's not that 'Hungary' or whatever her name is (why are we all named after countries?!)

France: GASP! Who is it? I shall eliminate all who get in the way of our undying love~

Claude: It's none of your business, you perv...

Hungary: *Calling* Roderiiiiich what's taking you so long?

Claude: Uh...Just a sec!

France: Ahh~ you want to spend more time alone with me~?

Claude: Get away from me, dammit!! *Runs out of the room*

France: Ahh, one day darling...one day. *Steals picture of Austria that Claude was looking at*


Claude: *Approaching Hungary* Sorry...(we're in a relationship...?) Sorry darling...there was some weird guy in my bedroom...

Hungary:...(Darling) Oh, not FRANCE again...still at least Mariazell is back!! (This is definitely NOT my Roddy...I could have some fun with this >:])

Claude: Haha...yeah...

Hungary: Umm...sweetheart, do you remember you said you would help me find a nice dress today?

Claude:...For what?

Hungary: Why for our anniversary of course!! Don't tell me you forgot!!

Claude: AH! OF COURSE NOT...My...d...ear.

Hungary: Oh it's OK, come and give your wife a kiss~

Claude: Umm...shouldn't we save that for the anniversary? Haha...ha ...

Hungary: Oh I guess you're right...but...could you do me a favour?

Claude:...sure?

Hungary: Under the kitchen sink, there's this mochi stuck and I was wondering if you could come and help me pull it out?

Claude:...OK...(mochi?)

Hungary: Good boy. *Kisses Claude on cheek*

Claude: *Looking under sink* I can't see anything?

Hungary: Oh really? *Sneaking up behind Claude with frying pan*

Claude: No...I guess y- *knocked out*

Hungary: Now let's find out who you REALLY are...



*MEANWHILE – Back at the Phantomhive household*

Ciel: ...Sebastian, get them back in here – now.

Sebastian: Yes My Lord. *Goes out to America and Austria who are talking in the hallway, picks them up by the collars and drags them back inside*

America: Heeeey, what the hell? You can't just do this to me!!!

Austria: *Facepalms* DAMMIT! IF WE JUST LEFT WHEN I TOLD YOU TO...

Ciel: Shut up! I'm talking now!

Alois: Ooh Ciel~ I like it when you get all angry like this <3

Ciel: *creeped out* go kiss your pet spider, Trancy

Alois: But he's not heeeeere D:

America: I don't like these guys...let's get out of here man!

Austria: If only it were that easy...

America: Hey, no problem!! *Pulls out white flag* I'll just use this thing Italy gave me!! *begins to wave it*

Austria: NO DON'T! That means we give u- oh damn...

Ciel: You surrender that quickly? Good. Sebastian, go lock them in the cellar >:]

Sebastian: Yes My Lord.

America + Austria: WHAT?!?!

Alois: Hahahaha~

Ciel: And take Alois too.

Alois: Ha- WHAT!?!

Sebastian: *sigh* Yes, My, Lord.

America: You sound bored...

Sebastian: What can I say? I say this about 20 times every day...

Ciel: HEY! Shut up or you'll be saying 'Yes my very intelligent, sweet and charming lord who is also my highness and means the world to me', UNDERSTAND?


Sebastian:...Yes My Lord.
America: Hahaha! I like this kid! Wanna be friends?

Ciel: Just take them away already!

America: *To Austria* Aww man, you know what? I changed my mind...


TO BE CONTINUED!!!