Kurotalia Pt. 4a

NOW WITH ADDED BLEACH!! (Don't worry, this part is just setting up stuff, we'll get back to the Hetalia-ness in part 5... You can just ignore this part if you like XD)


*The situation so far...
America and Austria are locked in Ciel's cellar along with the blond freak Alois. Trying to find a way out, Austria has convinced Alois that their human names are their real ones...
Ronald has awoken in America's house and is stuck with England having tea. England is oblivious.

After waking up in Austria's house, Claude has been groped, kissed, shouted at, tied to a tree, released and is now on a journey to return to his young master.


HOWEVER – Meanwhile in some weird radio station...


***INTRODUCING DEATH GOD RADIO STATION 66.6!!!!***


Eric: Good morning and welcome to the first ever live show of Death God Station 66.6!! I'm your host Eric...

Alan: And I'm Alan! And now it's time for the news!

Eric: Let's see now... *checks papers* there's not a lot happening... Uh, tomorrow there will be a meeting in the London Division regarding various missions...

Alan: ...And the management department has decided to cut down salary this year... And I think that's it...

Eric: Oh...Right then... I guess I'll just read some fan letters...

Alan: How can we have fans, it's out fist show...?

Eric: It just arrived~ OK then let's see... "Dear Death God Station 66.6, could you please make William and Uryuu from Bleach meet? It would be totally awesome! From Mega William Fan." Well now, that's a weird request... No way that's gonna happen-

Alan: And so to celebrate our first show, we've invited Mr William T. Spears and Uryuu Ishida to the studio!!

William: ...Good morning.

Eric: What the heck?! How...What....WHEN?!

Alan: And all the way from Bleach, good morning Uryuu!!

Uryuu: Good morning...

Eric: How the heck did a Bleach character get here?!

Alan: Now then, I've prepared some questions~ Let's begin the interview!

Eric: What....How...

Alan:  Let's begin with your interests! Is there anything you like?

William + Uryuu: I don't actually like anything.

Eric: O...K.... What do you dislike then?

Uryuu: Hmm... Let's see... I hate easy maths questions, idiots, hollows, Ichigo and most importantly...

Alan: Yes?

Uryuu: I hate Death Gods.

Everyone: O.O

Alan: Th....Thank you... That's very nice to know...

Eric: Yeah... What about you William?

William: I hate overtime, low salary, strikes, Grell Sutcliff, demons and...

Eric: Mmm?

William: ...Anyone who hates Death Gods.

Uryuu: Why you... *Draws bow* Is this how you filthy Shinigami treat your guests?!

William: You started it. *pokes with Scythe*

Uryuu: I'm going to eliminate you fiend!!

William: Just try it brat!

Alan: Should we stop them...?

Eric: I don't know... They're scary...

Alan: Hmm... *Grabs William* Cut it out man, he's just a kid!

Eric: *Grabbing Uryuu* Yeah, you stop too!

Alan: *Grabbing cross* We'll just keep this until you calm down.

Uryuu: But-

Alan: NO BUTS!

Eric: OK, next question... How do you feel about your profession?

William: I'm happy as long as no-one interferes.

Uryuu: Killing hollows is fun. I'm just tired of Death Gods getting in the way.

William: Why you little- DON'T THINK I WON'T HURT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A KID!! *Swings Scythe*

Uryuu: *Ducks* I can easily win without you softening! *Pulls out cross*

Alan: Hey! Where did you get that?!

William: *Steals cross with scythe* Don't underestimate me you little brat! I can defeat you in the seconds-

Uryuu:  *Grabs scythe* You're flattering yourself, old man! *throws scythe*

Alan: This is getting scary...

Eric: Maybe we should try to sum things up...  *ducks*





*Hours later, they're STILL fighting*



Uryuu: I'll kill you, Death God!!

William: Just try it, toddler!!

Uryuu: Why you-


*More fighting*


Eric:...They've been fighting for almost 5 hours now...

Alan: Do you think we should stop them?

Eric:...We've- *avoiding death scythe* already tried about 10 times...

Alan: Maybe we should try again?

Eric:...Fine....I'll take William, you get the young one.

Alan: OK...


*They each grab their designated target*


Uryuu: Get your filthy hands off me!!

William: Let go of me damn it! Or so help me, I'll cut your pay!

Eric: Big deal! What can you do? You're not the boss of me!

William: No, but I can report you for stopping me killing a Shinigami hater!!

Alan: Yeah? *Struggling with Uryuu* well maybe I'll just report your red-headed friend for falling in love with a demon!!

William: Go for it! I don't care about Grell anyway...Now just shut up and let me go already...!!

Uryuu: What the hell is wrong with you all?! And what the hell is a Grell? WHY DID I EVEN COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?! *Breaks free*

Alan: HEY!

Uryuu: I am SO out of here!!

Eric: Wait! I want you all to hear my next idea for a kickass show first!!

Uryuu + William: What? *Glare at each other.*

Eric: *Letting William go* Listen, you guys LOOK and SOUND the same right?

Uryuu: Me and that beast have nothing in common! I-

William: Yeah we do, what about it?

Uryuu: !?!?!?!

Eric: Well, how would you feel about swapping roles for a while? ^__^

Uryuu, William + Alan: WHAT?!?!

Eric: Oh come on! It would be cool! I set up cameras and everything!!

Alan: Already...?

Eric: YEAH! Let's do it, it'll be so cool!!

Uryuu: Umm...I don't think so...

William: (If I do this, I can finally escape Grell! And this Uryuu guy will be shouted at for the overtime...not me...and I can really cause havoc in this guy's life! I can make everyone hate him!) UH YEAH! I'M IN!!

Uryuu: WHAT?!?! (Wait...If I do this and I can really cause havoc in this guy's life! I can make everyone hate him! I can do all his work wrong or something!! Hahaha!) Yeah actually, me too...


*Uryuu and William glare at each other thinking they both have an evil scheme up their sleeve when really they're thinking the same thing because they're practically identical*


Eric: Alright! Awesome!! OK, I already have some clothes and some hair gel prepared~

Uryuu: Hair...gel?

Eric: Have you SEEN William's hair?

Alan + William: (He already had it prepared...?)

Eric: *Shoving William and Uryuu into changing rooms* OK, off you go!!


*10 Minutes later, William and Uryuu emerge looking like each other. William is still holding his death scythe*


Uryuu: I really don't feel comfortable doing this...

William: Hey, do I look really young and stuff? *Looks at Uryuu* Sorry, but my hair wasn't long enough...or black enough, but I'll pass as you right?

Uryuu: ...I don't really care...

Eric: Oh I forgot!! Swap your glasses too!

William:...B..But...!?

Eric: Oh go on, you probably have the same eyesight anyway! *Grabs glasses and swaps them* oh yeah and Uryuu needs this...*Goes to grab William's Scythe*


William: *Pulling it back* Touch this and die. I'm not going THAT far – this is MINE!!

Eric: You can have Uryuu's weird cross thingy~

Uryuu + William: NO!

Eric: Do it or I'll drug you, dump you and not explain anything.

Alan: He will...I'd do it if I were you...


*Uryuu and William reluctantly swap weapons*


William: If you break that, I'll-

Uryuu: ...Hunt you down and obliterate you.


*Both adjust their [new] glasses [which surprisingly work]*


William + Uryuu: Damn straight...

Alan: Wow...you guys ARE identical!!

Eric: OK, let's go! *Shoves them out of the door*



*Outside is all foggy. All that's there is the radio station with '66.6' really big on it.*


Uryuu: Where the hell are we?

Eric: In the middle of everything! That's how we can combine anime characters!!

William:..What?

Eric: Every direction leads to a different anime! So let's see... *Looks around* OK, Bleach is off to the left, Black Butler to the right. ENJOY! *Goes back inside*

William + Uryuu: WAIT! ...Crap.

Uryuu: Now what?

William: Well I guess we get down to business... *Looks at cross* How does this thing work?

Uryuu: You'll figure it out...How does THIS work? *Looks up at Scythe*

William: You'll figure it out >:]

Uryuu: Hmph...Well...good luck then.

William: ...Yeah...Oh and one thing.

Uryuu: Yeah?

William: If a red headed guy called Grell comes near you, RUN.

Uryuu: ...OK then...Look out for hollows.

William:...Thanks.

Uryuu: ...Yeah, whatever....I just don't want to have to do your job forever...

William:...Fine...

Uryuu:...OK then...


*They shake hands*


Eric: *Poking head out of door* Oh yeah, this is gonna last a week. See ya!

Uryuu + William:...Good luck. *Go their separate ways*