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Kurotalia Pt. 7

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*Yeah, you know the story so far, you can re-read it and stuff, so you know, whatever... :D*


*Back at the Phantomhive mansion*


Ciel: SEBASTIAN!

Sebastian:....Yes?

Ciel: Where the hell have you been for more than three freaking hours? I'm beginning to get worried about those guys below!

Sebastian: Hey, you're the one that told me to 'return all those kitties'!! I had a lot you know!

Ciel: And it took three hours?!

Sebastian: Well....I might have run into William...and Grell.

Ciel: Oh no not again....did you fight with them?

Sebastian: Uh, well actually, uh...Me and William decided to become best friends ^__^

Ciel:...What?

Sebastian: Yeah! He was REALLY nice to me and HE suggested it! He was all apologetic and stuff~ Oh and he got shorter...

Ciel: You idiot! It was probably a trap!!

Sebastian: ...Really?

Ciel: Yeah! To keep you sweet; out if his way and stuff!!

Sebastian:...Oh well~! Shorter William is cooler anyway~

Ciel: Why do you keep saying he's shorter...?

Sebastian: ...His hair changed too. And his eyes....and he sounded sort of Japanese...

Ciel: Sebastian...

Sebastian: And you know, he just had his scythe on the ground, like he was tired carrying it....and he had this cross thingy around his wrist*

*Editor Note – So THAT's where it went when William was looking for it...sneaky Uryuu >:]

Ciel: SEBASTIAN!!

Sebastian: Wha-aat?

Ciel: That WASN'T William! Are you stupid or something?

Sebastian: Who else could it be...?

Ciel: It's probably another one of these freaky lookalikes that seem to be plaguing this place!

Sebastian: Like the Claude and Ronald clones?

Ciel: YES!

Sebastian: Aww damn...now who'll look after my kitties?

Ciel:...What?

Sebastian: EEK! Ah...Never mind, let's get to the cellar!!



*MEANWHILE – In the cellar*


America: Oh man, I am SO bored...I wish we could just find a way outta here...

Austria: *At door, struggling with it* What the hell do you think I've been doing for the last three and a half hours you fool?!

America: Hm? You're over there?

Austria: ...Yes...?

America: I didn't notice! HAHAHAHA!!

Austria: U...Unbelievable...

America: So who the hell have I been talking to all this time? >__<

Alois: I thought you were talking to me...

America: Oh, you're still here?

Austria: I don't believe you, America!! All this time I've been trying to open this door and you're so busy laughing with your eyes closed that you didn't even notice!!

America: Why didn't you say so? We could have just kicked the door down by now!!

Austria: W...wha-

America: Outta my way!! I gotta go eat some hamburgers before I get withdrawal symptoms!! *Shoves Austria*

Austria: Ow! America, it's hopeless, I already-

America: BAMBAM!! HAHAHA!!! *Kicks door down*

Austria: A...Amazing...

America: See what hamburgers can do to you? HAHAHA!!!

Alois: Wow! Alfred, you're AWESOME!!

America: Alfred? Who the heck is-

Austria: *Punching America* Yeah he is...now let's go!! And quickly!!

America: HAHAH-

Ciel: *In doorway* Going somewhere?

Sebastian: *Behind him with arms folded* Yeah! GOING somewhere?

Ciel: Sebastian...Stop trying to act cool.

Sebastian: *Unfolding arms* B...But-

Ciel: STOP. Now, you weird looking guys, get back down there right now!

America: HAHAHA!! I don't think so! I choose you, Chi...n...a?

Austria: He's not here you fool...

America: Fine...I CHOOSE YOU AUSTRIA!!

Austria: W...WHAT?!

America: *Pushes Austria forward* Use your amazing Chopin skills!!

Austria: I...Don't have a piano...
America: Piano...? Isn't Chopin some sort of awesome action you can do with your arms like an action man?

Austria: That's CHOPPING, not CHOPIN!!

America: Aww man seriously? I thought it was some kinda cool French karate move...damn.

Ciel: Sebastian...Don't just stand there!!

Sebastian:...Yes My Lord. *Removes glove*

America: Crap...Now what?

Austria:...RUUUN!!!


*America and Austria make a run for it, shoving Sebastian in the process (BIIIIG Mistake...). They manage to get past, but Alois isn't so lucky and gets caught...*


Sebastian: *Holding Alois in the air* Where do you think YOU'RE going?

Alois: Ah...with those guys....?

Ciel: I don't think so.

Alois:...Shouldn't you be more worried about catching those weird guys that don't belong here? -__-

Ciel + Sebastian:......CRAP!


*MEANWHILE – Outside in the fresh night air~*


America: HAHAHA!! WE DID IT!!

Austria: Stop shouting already...we need to be sneaky...

America: What about the weird blond kid?

Austria: Who cares about him? I just need to get back to Hungary...

America: Yeah...and I need to get a McDonald's! I'm starvi-

Lizzy: OMG!! SO KAWAII!!!

America + Austria: WTF?!

Lizzy: EEK! Are you friends of Ciel's? You guys are so adorable!! Haha!! *Squeezes Austria's cheeks*

Austria: U...UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!!

America: HAHAHA!!

Lizzy: Eek! You're so cute!! *Pulls strand of hair*

Austria: *Rubbing cheeks* shouldn't have done that...

America: Why you.....GRAAAARRRR!!!!! *Slaps Lizzy across face* NO-ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR CURL!! YOU HEAR ME?!?! NO ONE!! ....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lizzy: W...W....WAAAAAA!!! YOU'RE NOT CUTE ANY MORE DX

America: *Adjusting hair and glasses...surprisingly* Good. Let's go Austria.

Austria: Wasn't that a little...extreme?

America: You would have done the same if it was Mariazell and you know it...

Austria:...Touché... OK, let's get out of here already...

America: FINALLY!!

Lizzy: *Running to house* WAA!! CIEEEEL!! SOME  MEAN GUYS- *Death Scythe grabs her and hauls her onto Ciel's roof*

Uryuu: Wow...this IS useful...

Lizzy: W...what...? *sniff*

Uryuu: Hi. I'm here to kill you so everyone hates William when he comes back~

Lizzy: But...

America: *From ground* YO DUDE!!

Uryuu: Huh?

America: Weird looking dude! Yeah you! If you kill her, everyone will probably LOVE this William guy, because MAN is she annoying!!

Uryuu: Umm...

Austria: *Dragging America* Come on darn it! We need to run! Now!

America: OK...SEE YOU WEIRD DUDE!! HAHAHA!!! *Runs away into forest*

Uryuu: Psh...I'll just kill you anyway >:]

Lizzy: N...NOO!!

Uryuu: Hell yeah! I need to practice using my Scythe thingy... And killing someone not on the list will make people HATE William!! Bwahahaha!!! *Moves in with Death Scythe*

Lizzy: N...NOO!!! NO DON'T AAAHHHHHHH!!!! Bleurk- *Dies*

Ciel: *In house punching Alois* Did you hear something?

Sebastian: ...No.



*MEANWHILE – At America's house*


[Voiceover: And at the end of a hard day, William retires to his bed once again, wearing his ADORABLE little night hat~

William: Will you just leave me alone already? You've seen my day damn it, now SHOO!!

Voiceover: Again very tired, he is so adorably grumpy!

William: Stop saying I'm adorable darn it!

Voiceover: That bed hair is just so cute! Particularly after a shower~

William: If you filmed me in the shower, consider yourself dead.

Voiceover: Unfortunately, we have no footage of this, but I bet it was adorable!!

William: Damn it! I can't take this! *reaches for Death Scythe*

Voiceover: So angry, little William has a tough life~


*Scythe comes towards screen. BIG smash, screaming, blood, darkness, silence*

*Camera cuts to William asleep*


Voiceover: As you can see, even when asleep he looks angry. He's just so cute! And if you look closely, you'll be able to see the blood stains of our camera men~ That's all in the 'Daily Life of a Death God' I hope you enjoyed it!!

THE END]



England: Wow, wasn't that ending TERRIFYING? Isn't that William guy just so SCARY?!

Ronald: Uh...

Tony: What are you stupid as well as a bad cook?  There was nothing scary at all! The guy was just annoyed! That's what I would do too.

Ronald: Ah, SAME! HAHAHAHA!!

England: What the hell is wrong with you two?!

Ronald: Hey, what's that in the extras section? 'Secret Diary of a Death God'? Let's watch it!

England:...Fine. *Click*


[Voiceover: Thank you for watching 'Daily Life of a Death God'!! Now that you have done so, join us into a secret peek at William's diary, stolen WITHOUT his permission!! We've selected only the finest entries!! ENJOY!!


*Cheesy music with virtual book opening up on screen*



Monday, January 1st 1700

New start to a new century. Also a new job for me, William Theodore Spears! Today, I finally begin my job as a Death God, I'm so excited!! I can't wait to see what weapon I get and who I'll be working with!!

Today was so cool! I got to pick my own scythe, so I chose an amazing chainsaw! This other guy, Grell I think his name is also has one. He seems nice and says he will help me~.

Wednesday, January 3rd 1700

Sorry I didn't write yesterday, SO much happened! I reaped my first soul – it was so cool! Grell taught me how to hold the chainsaw just right in order to maximise my collection. Cinematic records are so interesting and I like seeing pain on people's faces ^__^ (Not meaning to sound weird or anything...)


Friday, January 5th 1700

Wow, what a first week! I get the weekends off, since I'm new so Grell says he'll help me learn to how to take care of my chainsaw properly. He says he's had his for 50 years! Can you believe it? Met some cool elder Death God guys today...they seem mean, not like Grell. I was told today that 'Shinigami' is the real term for Death Gods...It's Japanese or something. I'm sure I'll get used to it~


Sunday, January 7th 1700

Nice weekend....sort of. I don't want to talk about it.


Monday, January 8th 1700

Learned more stuff....Grell hasn't spoken to me since...I don't want to talk about it.


Saturday, 16th January 1700

Grell has apologised. First time I've seen him since...since then. He says he's really sorry...I guess I should give him a second chance, I mean, he IS nice and it wasn't...I don't want to talk about it.



15th March, 1700
Oh dear. It happened again. It's all been going so well too...I think it might be the March madness getting to him...or not...he DID drink a lot and so did I, I mean...it's my fault as much as his...I...don't want to talk about it...


Voiceover: Confused? So were we!! We were REALLY suspicious, till we found THIS entry!!


14th June, 1700

Damn, he did it again!! Why does this keep happening? Seriously, if he does it again, I might as well turn gay...I'll tell you this time. We were out drinking again and this REALLY beautiful woman came along....it went like this:

Me: Hey there beautiful~ Should lady as fair and youthful as yourself be in a place like this?

Lady: Haha, don't be so presumptuous! Ladies can get drunk too, you know~

Me: Well then, would you like to sit with me and my friend?

Lady: Of course! Why not? Your friend's hair is an interesting colour...

So then me and pretty lady flirted all night and at the end of the evening I was pretty prepared to have some...fun...with the nice lady and Grell was like 'Oh, won't you join me for a walk to get some fresh air?' so I let them go, AGAIN and when I went out to see what was taking so long, they were behind a tree...KISSING!! I'm so damn angry! I was so angry I just killed her... I don't think me and Grell will talk for a while...


14th June 1701

It's been a whole year since me and Grell spoke! Can you believe that?! We just pass each other in the halls now...it's pretty depressing. I figured since it was a year he might do something to apologise, you know? But NO. Lame.


15th June 1701

Grell is so nice!! I came back from work yesterday and he'd prepared this candlelit dinner for two in my room and we sat there eating together while he apologised~ So nice!




31st October 1701

Grell is still being nice to me~ This Halloween, we dressed up as a witch and a wizard! Grell was the witch...He makes quite a pretty woman, Hahaha. So much fun~ And lots of souls to collect too!!


25th December

Nice Grell bought me a lovely gift! He bought me my very own Death Note!! Now I can keep track of all the souls I collect! Apparently, they used to be standard issue, but GET THIS – the very year I decided to join, they stopped doing it! Poor Grell said he had to go all the way to Japan for it...he really cares~


1st January 1702

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I can't remember what happened last night...Don't even go there.


3rd January 1702

Grell told me what happened on New Year's Eve. Not talking again.


13th February 1702

Finally forgiven Grell...I guess it's not his fault...


14th February 1702

Grell sent me a valentine's card. I think it was a joke. I hope it was a joke.


15th February 1702

It wasn't a joke.]


Ronald: Wow...who knew?

England: Knew what?

Ronald: ...Never mind...

England: More tea?

Ronald: I guess...


*Film Continues*


TO BE CONTINUED! SUCH A RANDOM AND UNECESSARY PART, BUT HEY, IT WAS FUN~
Sorry if it seems too long!

Just to keep you entertained while I write the diary stuff~
Next part up soon! (today probably) I'll combine 2 parts together since part 8 is kinda short... ENJOY!

BTW, I made up William's middle name~


Part 1: [link]


Part 6: [link]

Part 8: [link]
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Winxhelina's avatar
I LOVED THIS!!! THIS HAD GRELLIAM!!!! This was obviously pre-OVA, but still it was divine. I wouldn't have minded if it all had been trrue this way. I love how you always make it so that William really cares for Grell on the inside. This was so lovely! Loved it loved it LOVED IT!!!!
NOW - I request to know what happened at New Years Eve. I request. Name the price! Wait... remember you said you could draw sth for me. Well unless u already started - could I have this? PLEASE.
And btw. Great Middle name 4 William.