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Kurotalia Pt. 8

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[America: HAHAHA!!! America here giving you a recap on what's happening!! So basically, me and Austria escaped from weird kid's house after I realised Austria had been trying to open the door for three and a half hours, but creepy blond kid didn't make it...then we were running away and a creepy girl pulled my hair, so I hit her good!! HAHAHA!!! *Finally breathes* So then we were escaping and this weird dude appeared and totally eliminated her and she screamed, then me and Austria ran into the woods, and now I'm hungry and annoyed and-

Austria: AMERICA!

America: Yeah?

Austria: Shut the hell up!! ...And who are you talking to anyway...?

America: ...I dunno...HAHAHA!!]



*NOW – In the dark woods. Night-time. They've been running for ages and are sitting against a tree having a break...*


Austria: I'm hungry...

America: Me too...hm...*Rummages in pocket and pulls out hamburger* HA!

Austria: W...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU HAD FOOD ALL THIS TIME?

America: Guess so! HAHAHA!!

Austria: But...you said you were craving a hamburger, why didn't you eat this one?

America: Forgot!!  >__<    *Holds it out* Want a bite?

Austria: Uh...where exactly was it?

America: In my pocket someplace...It has wrapping on it~ See?

Austria: ...I guess I am hungry...maybe just one bite. *Takes burger*

America: Hey...don't steal it ALL!!

Austria: You know, I don't think I've ever had a hamburg- *takes bite* OMG!! THIS...THIS IS AMAZING!!! *__*

America: Yeah, hamburgers can do that to ya! Umm...Can I have it back now?

Austria: *Taking more, BIGGER bites* Aww man, this is fantastic! HAHAHA!!!

America: *Annoyed* I want it back now...*Grabs for burger*

Austria: HAHAH- *burger gets taken* HEY!!

America: It's MINE! Anyway, it's turning you American...And I'm the only American Hero!! HAHAHA!!

Austria: ...Sorry...Huh.

America: *Eating* Hm?

Austria: Well...now I'm thirsty.

America: Oh don't worry! I have drinks too!! *Pulls out milkshake*

Austria: Again...WTF?!

America: It's a shake!!

Austria: ...I can see that. AGAIN, why did you say you wanted a McDonald's when you had all this?

America: Because this is a Burger King!! HAHAHA!! *Hold out milkshake* Want some?

Austria:...Is it going to make me laugh again?

America: Only if you let it~

Austria: ...Fine *Has some* Huh...nice. You know, American food isn't so ba- HAHAHA!!!

America: Oh dear...HAHAHA!!

Austria: HAHAHA!!!

America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Austria: HAHAH- Oh. It wore off...I apologise.

America: It's cool~ *has drink*

Austria: You know, this is strange.

America: *Slurp* What is?

Austria: This...I mean, we never normally talk. Or hang out. In fact...I don't think I've ever spoken to you in my life...not really.

America: Yeah...and yet, here we are in a forest, eating hamburgers...

Austria: Huh...I guess this is a new step forward, not only for ourselves, but the world as well.

America: Could it be...we've formed an alliance?

Austria: You know, maybe we have. The American/Austrian Alliance of...what year is this?

America: Oh I dunno...I lost track AGES ago...

Austria: OK then...The American/Austrian Alliance of...of now~

America: Americaustria!!

Austria: Why is America first?

America: Because it fits! I mean-

Romano: 'Americaustria'? Doesn't that sound gay?

Austria + America: AAH!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!?!

Romano: Yeah, I've been watching for ages behind that bush there. *grabs burger* Gimmie some of that *eats the rest* Yuck, American spit.

America: H...hey!!

Austria: Why are you here?

Romano: You'll never guess why.


*Silence*


Austria: Umm...why?

Romano: I got lost! Me! Actually getting lost!!

America: *Still angry* How?

Romano: Well, I was wondering around, you know, all bored because Veneziano was hanging out with potato-freak and I was all lonely. Then this weird guy with glasses came up to me and was like 'Hey, curly guy, where am I?' so I just said 'Get lost you jerk!' but then he tried to grab me! And I was like 'get the hell away from me!!' and I made a run for it and came to this place I'd never seen; some weird foggy gate or something. So I was like 'cool! It sure beats hanging around with THOSE guys' and I went in and it was all foggy and crap, then I ended up here in some woods!! And it was night-time!! I only walked for about 30 minutes, but at least five hours must have passed! And I've just been wandering about ever since!! Then when I heard you guys I was like 'YEAH!! PEOPLE I KNOW!!' so I hid and watched just to make sure it wasn't a trap, and now here I am.

America: ...WOW that's a lot of stuff!!

Romano: So...any idea where we are?

Austria: No.

Romano:...Why are YOU here?

America: Well, basically we-

Austria: Stop right there. *Hands Romano 'Kurotalia 1-7* That's why.



TO BE CONTINUED!!
Short and fairly random, but enjoy it anyway~
Let this be a warning - DO NOT EAT HAMBURGERS XD



Part 1: [link]



Part 7: [link]

Part 9: [link]
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Austria: ...Fine *Has some* Huh...nice. You know, American food isn't so ba- HAHAHA!!!
America: Oh dear...HAHAHA!!
Austria: HAHAHA!!!
America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(c)
:D :D :D
*Sebastian ate souls of them after they had eaten all hamburgers and milkshakes*