Random Filler

No Idea what to call this...




One day in the Phantomhive household...
Ciel sits peacefully in his study when Sebastian enters.


Sebastian: Bocchan

Ciel:...

Sebastian: Bocchaaaaaan

Ciel:...

Sebastian: BOCCHAN!

Ciel:...what? I was working...

Sebastian: BOCCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Ciel: WHAT? WTH DO YOU WANT?!?!?!

Sebastian: Hi. ^__^

Ciel: Hello, Sebastian.

Sebastian: Whatcha doiiiin'?

Ciel: Working, like always.

Sebastian: Borrrriiiing. Want some tea?

Ciel: No.

Sebastian: Cake?

Ciel: No.

Sebastian: Pie?

Ciel: No.

Sebastian: Hug?

Ciel: N- wait...what?!?!

Sebastian: MUG! You know, umm a mug of hot chocolate

Ciel: ...No.


*Ciel continues to write/work*


Sebastian: |__|

Ciel: What are you doing?

Sebastian: Staring at you.

Ciel: What? Why?

Sebastian: Cause I want to.

Ciel: Well stop it, it's weird...that's an order.

Sebastian: OK! '__'

Ciel: Now what are you doing?

Sebastian: Staring at the air above your head

Ciel:...Sebastian, just leave the room - NOW!

Sebastian; Tch, fiiine.

Ciel: Don't say 'tch' that's my catchphrase.

Sebastian: Naaah, yours is woof!

Ciel: Look, how about you put your catchphrase to use and get the F**K out of my room!

Sebastian:...Yes, My Lord T__T


*Sebastian Leaves and Ciel gets back to work*


Alois: Phew! That was close! Good job getting rid of him!

Ciel: O.O WTH? Why are you in my room?!?!

Alois: You mean...you weren't hiding me so that we could play video games together later?

Ciel: What? No! WTH are video games? Are they some kind of freakish fantasy of yours? In fact, do I even know you? -__-

Alois: What? Of course you know me! And no, video games aren't one of my 'fantasies', they're these awesome things like an enhancement of Sebastian's mobile phone!

Ciel: Sebastian's what? Dude! Get out of my house!

Alois: FINE! CLAUUUDE! COME AND GET MEEE!


*Nothing Happens*


Ciel: Ummm you do know Claude's dead right?

Alois: What?

Ciel: DUDE! He got killed ages ago! You should be dead too!!

Alois: How would you know? You weren't there!

Ciel: Yeah, well Sebastian likes to gossip... And anyway, I was.

Alois: TT___TT You're really mean...

Ciel: Tch, whatever

Sebastian (From hall): WOOF!

Ciel: SHUT UP!!!

Ronald: *Appearing* KIYYAAAAAHHHH! IT'S ME AGAIN! RONALD TO DIE! >w<

Alois + Ciel: What the hell?

Ronald: OOH! HELL IS A NICE WORD! MAYBE I SHOULD USE IT! KYAAAH! HELL >__<

Ciel: Oh God, shut up Grell the second. What do you want?

Ronald: I'm here for Finny!

Ciel: Why?

Ronald: Well, according to my agenda, his time is up >:]

Ciel: Wait a minute...lemme see that...Oh man, you need a new glasses subscription, this says 'Lizzy', not 'Finny'

Ronald: Oh, I see...my bad ^u^

Ciel: Yeah, I guess it is-WAIT A MINUTE!!! LIZZY? NOOOOOO!

Sebastian: *coming into room* BOCCHAAAAN! WHAT'S WRONG!??! I HEARD YOU SCREAM!

Ciel: I did not SCREAM! And stop calling me that, call me 'young master' or something...

Sebastian: Why?

Ciel: BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ENGLISH! THIS IS AN ENGLISH PLAY/WEIRD FANFIC THINGY, SO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Sebastian, Ronald + Alois: RACIST!!!

Ciel: I'M NOT RACIST! I'M ENGLISH! SO WHY THE F**K IS MY NAME FRENCH FOR SKY, WHY ARE YOU CALLED ALOIS (what kinda name is that anyway...) WHY IS YOUR PATHETIC BUTLER CALLED CLAUDE, AND WHY IS MINE CALLED SEBASTIAN?!?! WTF IS THIS?!?!

Alois:...Your spouse is called Elizabeth, THAT'S English ^_^

Ciel: OMFG! LIZZY!

Ronald: Here we go again...

Alois: OH YAY! KILL THEM BOTH

Ronald: Actually, umm, you don't have a say in anything, it's my job to reap, not yours O_O

Ciel: Does...does that mean...?

Ronald: Yep, Lizzy's gonna die!!

Ciel:...Well, that's that settled then. SEBASTIAN! Tea, please!

Ronald: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute? That's it? No outcry or begging? Just 'that's that'? What about the epic ending?? Sebastian, DO SOMETHING!

Sebastian:...

Everyone: Sebastian?

Sebastian: Siiigh...what's the point? No-one will care anyway...

Ciel: Of course they will!

Sebastian: Naaah, let's just give it a really random ending...



*Grell Appears*



Sebastian: Yo, Grell, fancy doing some fanservice?

Grell: NO! WTF, MAN! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Sebastian: But...

Grell: NO! I'M ONLY GAY FOR TV DUDE, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Sebastian: Ciel-?

Ciel: Go stab yourself

Ronald: Wow, that WAS random...

Alois: This is totally lame.

Ciel: Agreed. Let's end this before it gets worse.

Ronald: OK!!! THE END.

Ciel: Well done.

Ronald: Now you ruined it!!

Sebastian: Why am I so out of character?

Grell: Why am I HERE?!

Undertaker: *appears* THE EEEEEND~~~