The Day Grell Died Pt. 5

OK so far William and Ronald are trying to think of how to dispose of Grell's body. Ronald has gone to find Undertaker and William is still in Grell's room... What will happen?



*ONE HOUR LATER*


William: *Pacing up and down* Come on Ronald, come on...


*Knock on the door*


William: (Crap...Maybe they'll go away...)


*Knock Knock*


William: ...

Eric: Come on Grell, we know you're in there.

Alan: Yeah, the superwhatshisname told us you were ill.

Eric: We wanted to see if you were OK, you know?

William: (Damn...) *In Grell's voice* Uh...Just hang on a second while I try and get out of bed, DEATH. (Glue, glue...where's the glue?)

Eric: Well, you know if you're too ill, it's fine...

William: No, no, just hang on a minute there...


*Outside the door, Grell's head pokes through with his eyes glued again*


Eric: Holy crap Grell, you look terrible!

William: Ohoho, no, no, no I'm fine, really... *Grell's left eye un-sticks and falls down*

Eric: Now Grell, don't wink at me, you know how annoyed I get.

William: Wink? *Looks at Grell's eye* Oh yeah! I'm sorry... Listen, could you two lovely men just give me a minute while I get dressed?

Alan: You don't need to get dressed Grell, really. We just wanted to see if you were OK, you know?

William: Oh no, nonsense! I can't stand here in my pyjamas in front of two handsome men like yourselves... please, just wait a minute while I make myself more presentable...

Eric: Really, you don't-

William: Well you know, I feel like some fresh air anyway... I think I'm getting better. Yes... I just want to get out of here, it smells funny... (Of blood...I really need some fresh air...)

Alan: Well if you're sure...

William: Oh yes, you two just wait there for a minute~ *Closes the door*


*Inside the room*


William: (Crap...what have I let myself in for? OK...Clothes...) *Locates Grell's wardrobe and takes out his daily clothes* (Makeup...) *Finds makeup*

Eric: You alright in there?

William: *Putting Grell's clothes on (on William by the way, he's dressing up)* Huh? Oh uh huh, just wait now... (How does he wear this stuff? OK...Makeup...What kind of GUY wears fake eyelashes?!) J...Just a second darlings... *Puts on blusher* (I'll never live this down....WTF am I even doing?!)

Alan: Do you want us to go away and come back?

William: Oh no, it's fine! (Hair...Crap...What do I do?! Cut his off? No... Pretend he died it brown? NO....) *Spots mop* (Mop...) *Sees bucket of bloodied water* (Red water...) *Sees hairdryer* (Hairdryer...)

Eric: So ah... What do you think wrong with you then?

William: *Trying to pull off mop-head* Oh I don't know~ Haha....Maybe just a cold? *Pulls it off and dips it in the water*

Alan: Really? Death Gods aren't meant to get colds are they?

William: *Turning on hairdryer* Who knows?

Eric: Are you... drying your hair?

William: Just styling it, darling... (Why is he so gay anyway?)

Eric: You really don't need to it's fine, really...

William: (How do I keep this on my head?! And it looks nothing like hair...) *Brushes it* (Better....maybe he has a hat?) *Looks for hat and finds one* (Perfect) *Fixes hair in place* Nearly done now... (TEETH!! CRAP!!) *Looks around* (Paper? Might melt...Plastic AND paper? Glue...? Yeah...I'll glue some paper plastic teeth in...) *Finds paper and plastic wrapping in Grell's bathroom cabinet.* (Convenient...)

Alan: Grell...?

William: *Gluing in teeth* Mm fmm smeemees....

Eric: What?

William: *Finishing* I said I'm fine sweeties... (Grell...what do I do with Grell?!......The shower.) *Drags Grell into bathroom and hides him in the shower.* (God this is awful... why did this happen to me of all people?)


*Outside the room*


Alan: Do you want us to come in and give you a hand-


*The door opens and William emerges dressed (almost) perfectly as Grell and leans against the door frame*


William: Well hello boys~ *Death sign*

Alan: What did you do to your hair?

William: I uh... Cut it... Don't you like it? *Winks*

Eric: It's alright... Want to go for a drink then or something? Make you feel better?

William: Of course... (I can't believe I'm doing this...) Oh wait! (I need to lock the door!) I need to ah...get my keys from inside... And I have to leave a note for Ronald, he was going to visit me later.

Alan: Ronald? Really?

William: Yeah, we're you know, best friends and stuff DEATH....

Eric: OK, we'll wait here...


*Back in the room*


William: *Franticly searching* (Where the hell would a weirdo keep his keys? Where?!) *Looks over at chest of drawers* (Oh Christ.... Please not the underwear drawer, Please not the underwear drawer, Please not the underwear drawer,) *Looks inside* (Damn...) *Tips it out on the floor and finds the key* (I'm glad I killed him now the bloody perv... better leave a note for Ronald, let him know where the keys are so he and undertaker can get in... must be subtle...)


*Outside the door a few minutes later*


William: OK, here I am! *Locks door* I have the letter here, I'll just stick it to the door... *Drops it* Oops... *Bends down to pick it up and hides the key under the carpet* OK, it's stuck on now~ Let's go~~

Eric: OK....

William: (Surely Ronald isn't stupid enough to not get the hidden message...?)


The Note:

Hey, Ronald, I Uh went to Get some fresh air, OK? I'll bE back soon, Yeah? Grell.
(It says 'Rug Key')


Alan: So Grell... you're looking...different.

William: Mmm, I had a makeover~ (This is SO annoying...)

Superior: Ah, Grell! Nice to see you up and about. Feeling better?

William: (So THIS is the guy we flirted with? He IS old...) Yeah... Haha...DEATH...

Superior: You ah, you going anywhere Grell?

William: Just to get a drink with the guys... then I was going to go out for some fresh air.

Superior: Oh really? Well you know, I'm heading outside now, want to come with me and get some...fresh air?

William: (Wow, what a nice guy!) OK! Can I get my drink first?

Superior: Uh huh...You can get whatever you like, Grelly... Mhmm...

William: Haha... ^__^; (He's creepy...)

Eric: ...OK then Grell, let's go and get some drinks...

Superior: *Putting his arm around William* Oh no, it's OK boys, I'll take him.

Alan: But...

Superior: Don't question my authority boys. *Whispering in William's ear* Lets go shall we?

William: (SERIOUSLY creepy...) O...OK....Haha....


*They get their dinks and go outside*


Superior: So, Grell... *Puts his arm around William again* I don't think we've ever been properly introduced have we?

William: *Sipping drink* Uh...No?

Superior: Well, everyone calls me boss, but you can call me Eduardo...

William: That's an interesting name...

Eduardo: Yes. It's Spanish. Do you like it?

William: You're Spanish! Well that explains the ah...the ah... that beautiful grey moustache of yours...

Eduardo: So what kind of name is Grell? Is it short for something?

William: Uh...It's...It's... (Will he ever get his arm off me?) No, it's just Grell... *Drinks all of drink quickly*

Eduardo: Well I think it's a beautiful name... For a beautiful woman.

William: I...I'm a guy you know...

Eduardo: I know...Hehehe...

William *Trying to pull away* Haha... But you called me a woman...

Eduardo: Because you're beautiful.... I love your hair by the way. Why must you hide it with that hat? *Strokes the mop*

William: (Oh Jesus TT__TT) I...I like my hat...

Eduardo: Take it off.

William: WTF?! NO!! I DON'T WANT TO!!

Eduardo: Don't question my authority. Take it off.

William: *Pulling away* No! Get the hell away from me you weirdo!

Eduardo: Don't say that... you know you've always loved me...

William: WHAT?!

Eduardo: Come here, you 'sexy beast' as I believe you called me...

William: Oh God...No...NO... Listen, I think you got the wrong end of the stick here...

Eduardo: COME HERE! *Jumps at William*

William: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Eduardo: Give me a kiss darling...

William: F*CK! *Smashes glass over Eduardo's head*

Eduardo: Ugh... *Faints*

William: (Oh no... Not AGAIN... Should I just leave him here? Grell will get the blame anyway.... Ahh...What do I doooo?!)


*Back outside Grell's room*


Ronald: Great. Now what? We're locked out...

Undertaker: Are you stupid or something? There's a code see? The key is under the rug. Idiot.

Ronald: What rug?

Undertaker: The carpet you idiot. *Bends down and retrieves key* Now, let's go in.



So....what next? Find out soon! (It's all written as one big thing so I'm trying to split it into parts~)