The Day Grell Died pt.1

--------------------------------THE DAY GRELL DIED---------------------------------------


*OK WELL THIS IS PART ONE OF DUNNO HOW MANY PARTS.
BASICALLY, THE REST OF THE STORY IS WILLIAM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DISPOSE OF GRELL'S 'BODY' WITH SOME HELP FROM RONALD... IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY XD

I'LL TELL YOU NOW, IT IS /NOT/ SOME WEIRD YAOI CRAP, I DON'T WRITE STUFF LIKE THAT...

WELL ENJOY IT ANYWAY... IF ANYONE READS IT AND IF PEOPLE WANT MORE, JUST SAY... I MIGHT PUT PART 2 UP ANYWAY~*





*ONE NIGHT AT ABOUT 3am. GRELL IS IN HIS ROOM (Next to William's), EVERYONE ELSE IS ALSO IN THEIR ROOMS, ASLEEP*


Grell: *Waking up from bad dream* Oh my...what an awful dream...Ugh I feel terrible...*Sniff* WILL!! WIIILLL!!!! WILLIAAAM!!!

William's voice (through the wall): Go to sleep Sutcliff.

Grell: WILL! I HAD A REALLY BAD DREAM!!

William: I DON'T CARE!

Grell: BUT I'M SCARED!! WIIIILLL!!

William: SHUT UP!

Grell: YOU WERE IN IT WILLIAM!!

William:...I'll be right over.

Grell: *Sniff*

William: *Opening Grell's door* Don't you ever lock your door?

Grell: I keep it open in case of moments like these...

William: *Closing the door* No wonder you have nightmares...

Grell: Why do you carry your Death Scythe everywhere Will?

William: Because I want to. And it's William...

Grell: Seriously Will, what do you think is going to happen between your room and mine?

William: *Leaning against the wall* William. I could be ambushed or something... Anyway, I need to defend myself against you.

Grell: *Sitting on edge of bed* That's not very nice...

William: It's too dark in here...

Grell: I know... I can't see your adorable hat~

William: *Taking off hat and hiding it* What about this dream already?

Grell: Oh yes... Well, I dreamed you were fighting with Sebby and you were doing really well and I was sad because I didn't want either of you to loose and-

William: Is this going to be some weird gay crap?

Grell: Just listen! Anyway, Sebby broke your Scythe and you got really annoyed so you stole my chainsaw and I got angry and then lots of stuff happened and...and...

William: *Yawning* And?

Grell: And I killed you Will, I killed you! DX

William: Is that it? What a stupid dream.

Grell: You're not worried? What if it's a sign or something? An omen of what's to come?

William: If you ask me, it's just the weird dream of a frustrated transsexual weirdo. Now get back to sleep. *Goes to leave*

Grell: *Jumping up* Oh Will! Don't go! I want to make sure you're OK!

William: *Turning round to face him* I'm fine, see? Even in the dark you can tell that.

Grell: B...But Will!

William: Just leave me alone already...

Grell: *Hugging William* I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIIIVE!

William: Gah! Get the hell off me! *Pushes Grell away*

Grell: Ow!

William: What now?

Grell: You made me bang my head on the wall...

William: Good. Bye.

Grell: *Grabbing William's sleeve* Waaait!

William: WHAT?! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!

Grell: ...Goodnight kiss?

William: You twisted bastard... You got me out of bed for THIS?! *Pulls away*

Grell: Waa! I'm sorry I'm only trying to make you angry! You're cool when you're- *Stabbed with Death Scythe*

William: I don't appreciate being 'made angry'.

Grell: Ugh... You're always angry anyway~

William: *Stabs Grell again* See now? THIS is why I carry my Scythe.

Grell: ...ugh...

William: ...Grell?

Grell: Ow...*Gurgling sounds*

William: ...Grell...where did you go? *Feels around for him* Stop messing with me, I don't like it...

Grell: *Whispering* ....W....William...

William: *Panicking* Where are you?!

Grell: You hit...me...too...hard...

William: OK you know what? I'm getting out of here. You're freaking me out...

Grell: Please...I'm bleeding... Don't leave me like this...

William: Y...You're always bleeding...

Grell: Please!

William: Uh...G...Goodnight, Sutcliff... *Leaves*

Grell: ...Sh*t...

William: *In his room* (Stupid Grell... who does he think he's kidding? I'll have to shout at him tomorrow...I hope...)




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