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Sucks to Be You Pt. 1

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*NOTE – THIS STORY RUNS PARALLEL WITH THE STORY 'WILLIAM'S DAY OFF' (LINK IN DESCRIPTION) SO IT MAY HELP TO READ THAT FIRST~
ALSO, I KNOW THE TITLE SUCKS BUT I'VE BEEN ASKING A FEW PEOPLE AND SORT OF MIXED TOGETHER SOME IDEAS AND CAME UP WITH THIS...


AND NOW, WE SHALL FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT ALAN AND ERIC WERE DOING DURING THE EVENTS OF THE LAST STORY!!





*ONE DAY IN ERIC'S OFFICE*


Eric: *Writing* Bah... Stupid paperwork... What's the point of it?! How the hell does William spend ALL day EVERY day doing this crap-?

*Knock Knock*

Eric: *Looking up* Who is it?

Alan's voice: It's me, can I come in?

Eric: Yeah sure, why not?

Alan: *coming in* Hey Eric. I was just coming to check that you got the notification about the inspector coming to visit today.

Eric: ...Inspector?

Alan: Oh Eric, please tell me you knew about this! You should have got the note-

Eric: *Looking around* Well I can't see anything... typical, I always get left out of these things...

Alan: It should be there somewhere...

Eric: Well it's not! And now I'm all unprepared and my office is a mess-

Alan: *Finding note* Here it is.

Eric: *Grabbing it* ...Oh. Well it's the idiot who left is here's fault for not putting it somewhere more obvious!

Alan: Umm... Actually, I was the one who left it here...

Eric: Oh! Haha... Uh... I mean... How silly of me for not finding it... You're not an idiot! Ha...ha...

Alan: *sigh* Don't worry about it... I just wanted to make sure you knew so that you could get ready for the visit OK?

Eric: Sure... Well, thank you Alan...

Alan: You're welcome... OK look, I'm going to go and clean my office up for the visit but when I'm done I can come back and help you if you want me to?

Eric: Yeah, that would be really nice of you! I mean, have you seen this place? *Gestures at paper everywhere*

Alan: Yes Eric I have, considering I come in here nearly every day. Honestly, it's almost worse that Sutcliff's office!

Eric: I swear you're turning into William more and more every day...

Alan: Well what if I am? A strict, business-like nature is crucial in a workplace like this.

Eric: The inspector is gonna just LOVE you aren't they?

Alan: And what is THAT supposed to mean?

Eric: Oh nothing.....Sir.

Alan: *Adjusting glasses* I don't like it when you mock me Eric.

Eric: I don't like it when you act more powerful than you are.

Alan: What are you trying to infer Slingby?

Eric: Oh getting professional now are we?

Alan: I don't see how this conversation is in any way necessary to the fact that the inspector will be arriving shortly.

Eric: I don't see why you're getting so angry!

Alan: Who said I was angry? Hm? It's not like I'm shouting or anything.

Eric: You would if you weren't such a calm, formal git.

Alan: Who are you calling a git?!

Eric: Ah there we go, NOW you're shouting!

Alan: This is ridiculous! I'm going to clean my office and when I come back, I expect yours to be at least HALF done, understand?

Eric: *Saluting* Yes sir. ;)

Alan:...Whatever. *Leaves*



*IN ALAN'S OFFICE*


Alan: *Tidying* Huh... Eric can be such an idiot sometimes... I mean really, comparing me to William? I'm nothing like that stuck up-

Ronald's Voice: DAAAAAAMN!!!

Alan: What on earth was all that about? *Goes out to hallway* Hey, Ronald!

Ronald's Voice: Huh?

Alan: *Shouting* RONALD!!

Ronald's voice: WHAAAAT?!

Alan: IS EVERYTHING OK?

Ronald's voice: EVERYTHING IS FINE!! ....REALLY!!!

Alan: WHY ARE YOU IN WILLIAM'S OFFICE SHOUTING DAMN THEN?

Ronald's voice: WHO SAID I'M IN HIS OFFICE?

Alan: AH WHATEVER. JUST KEEP THE NOISE DOWN OK?

Ronald's voice: LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!



*Back in Alan's office*


Alan: Gosh this place... Why does weird stuff always happen here? It can never be normal can it? *Sigh*

Grell: Heeeey, Alaaaan~~

Alan: *Turning round* Oh great, what do YOU want?

Grell: Oh well that's a nice way to greet someone...

Alan: I apologise... I'm just a bit stressed out at the moment you see...

Grell: *Leaning against wall* Inspector worries huh?

Alan: Not really... It's just that Eric was kinda annoying me....

Grell: Aww... Well don't worry about it, you know he's only kidding~

Alan: Yeah maybe...

Grell: What's happening anyway? I could hear loads of shouting down here...

Alan: Beats me... Ronald was just acting all weird... I think.

Grell: I see... Maybe I'll go check it out...

Alan: OK then see you.

Grell: Wow, talk about wanting to get rid of somebody... Oh well, I know when I'm not wanted~ See you~~ *Leaves*

Alan: Bye...

Grell's voice: Hey there Ronnie~ !! And...William?

Alan: These people... Well I'm done here I better go check on Eric.



*IN ERIC'S OFFICE*


Alan: *Coming in* Hey Eric... Sorry about earlier do you need any help- *Spots Eric lying on floor* ...Eric? *Runs over* Eric?! Hey!! Stop messing around this isn't funny!!! Eric!! *Slaps Eric's face* Oi!! ERIC!!!

Eric: ....

Alan: ERRRIIIICCCCC!!!!!





AND THAT'S THE END OF PART ONE AT LAST!! SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE END OF THE LAST STORY, BUT THIS STORY HAS STARTED NOW~~


WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ERIC? WHO KNOWS? WHAT WILL ALAN DO?! OOH INTENSE XD


I'M ALSO GONNA BE STARTING ANOTHER STORY-ISH THING WHICH IS A GRELL'S DIARY THING, SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT TOO~


PART 2 COMING SOON-ISH :)
Here's the story that this runs parallel with:

[link]

(I suggest you read this first)



And here we have the beginning of yet another weird story!! This one may be shorter or longer than the other one depending on what happens~

Again, thanks for all the support and readers of my stuff ^__^
You guys are great~

Enjoy :D



PART 2 [link]

PART 3: [link]

PART 4: [link]



:iconericluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Dude, we've got our own story!!

:iconalanluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Hell yeah! We're freaking awesome!!

:iconericluvplz: :iconsaysplz: How come I'm the one that gets hurt? D:

:iconalanluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Because it's more fun to see ME dress as YOU~

:iconericluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Say what now? O.O

:iconalanluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Oops~ SPOILER >:]

:iconericluvplz: :iconsaysplz: Just make sure I don't die OK?
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Gwin2leane's avatar
Yes I knew I'd find the story behind Alan dressed as Eric!Also Eric your hurt because Alan gets  hurt enough in all the other fanfics...